Hysteria is a romantic comedy set in 1880s London about the accidental discovery of the first electric vibrator. Based on that premise we’re all pretty much on board, right? Great.

I like Jason Statham, it's no secret. I've championed the Crank movies enough, particularly Crank 2, for their unique style and near comic book bending of reality. Even the Transporter movies have their action genre delights. However, Safe, even with its' old school action set up and play, doesn't have the inventiveness or even the chops of director team Neveldine and Taylor to save it.