In my copy, Graham wrote: "Ello Guvna!"
To which Chris retorted: "No accents!"
And lastly, Jackie tried to cheer everyone up with: "Balloons are fun!"

What signatures and/or cryptic messages have other people received with their copies of the book?

Neil T. Weakley - "Movies!"
Graham - "Han Shot First!"
Chris - "Leave it alone, It's Chinatown."

Neil - "Movies? Yes, please."
Graham - Gymkata!
Chris - mmmmm....movie words....

Neil and Graham's were very true to nature but I do believe Chris may have had low blood sugar at the time.

Graham: "Ello Guvna Jesse! Samurai Films!" - I heartily concur with this nice "Graham" fellow who, judging by his accent, I'd say is from China.

Jackie: "Walter Matthau rules!" - He definitely does!

Chris gave me a pop quiz "Sci-Fi is my favorite genre. What's yours?" Sheesh if I'd have known there would be homework I might have actually studied... (I'd have to say Sci-Fi too)

Neil snuck in a "SURPRISE SIGNATURE!" and I was quite surprised!

Chris - Han shot first

To which Graham replied - Greedo is a sissy

And Jackie rounded things out with Walter Matthau is great