Salt takes you to action movie film school.

Christopher Nolan is a genius.  There, I said it.  If The Dark Knight wasn't enough proof, then his new film, Inception, will certainly confirm it.  They'll be no tip-toeing around in this review, this movie is literally mind-blowing.  I'm guessing there are a lot of directors in Hollywood cursing Christopher Nolan right now.  They have an awful lot to live up to. 

“It’s so fluffy!!”

I asked to review this so it’s my fault.

This movie scrambled my brains so much I don’t have a clue as to what the fuck I’m talking about.  Only to say that now I want to sneak around at 3am and put up 20-foot photos of myself on parking garages with a caption that reads, “Wanted for Treason.” just to see what kind of reaction it would get.